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You see when I say I love you like rice and beans, you will not agree!

The only Jollof rice that is in my heart!

All the Egusi soups and Dage-dage stews bow at your feet!

Everytime my heart pumps, sugar cubes form a clot in my veins and so I have to look for hot bitterleaf soup to melt them.

Please don't let the chicken wings of my ardor over-roast!

The Tsire that pierced my heart; the Kilishi and Balango that wrapped it!

I will always always be your Ice-cream and the chocolate cake by your side.

Yours sumptuously ever,

Baban Tahir.

P.S. Even Lipton cannot come between us because without you my Honey, it is not worth it!

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