Press Release from Pepperica Lotions

Yes.

Good day,

We just got out of a 'high-powered' meeting where a 'new discovery' has been 'revealed' that a serum (code-name AMapp) of a formulation consisting of 'capsaicin (8-methyl-N-vanillyl-6-nonenamide) and several related chemicals, collectively called capsaicinoids' is believed to efficaciously battle the E-
virus!

These elements are abundantly available in the fruit of plants from the genus Capsicum, members of the nightshade family, Solanaceae. Based on this finding, a trial bathing lotion has been put together using a body-friendly variant found in PEPPER.
 
I am happy to inform all those who took a bath with salt aka 'sodium chloride' and ingested a considerable amount of the fruit of Garcinia afzelii aka 'bitter kola' as a precaution against the E-virus, can now add 'Pepperica Lotion'to their shelves! And the lotion comes with a 'satisfaction guarantee' aka money-back guarantee.

ONE BATH WILL CLEAR YOUR DOUBTS!

Come one, come all!
First come, first serve!
Offer valid while stocks last!

Signed: Maje Amin 
For: Management

August 8, 2014 at 4:38am

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