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On another note, monkeys, bats and other members of the bush fraternity were sighted organizing 'year-long' celebrations on the successful launch of their 'pilot' bio-chemical WMD program which has proven highly efficacious thus enabling many on verge of becoming endangered to gradually return to their undisturbed living arrangements. The development has seen a rather sharp decline in threats to the continued existence of some species.
 
 Even hitherto caged specimens on live display as 'prisoners' in the much despised detention sites aka 'Zoos' have started to be released. It has been reported that even traffic from unwanted encroachers has been minimized as 'bushes' and 'forests' have been designated as QHRA (Quarantined-High-Risk-Areas). 

Another 'benefit' noted is the endless stream of profit that is accruing to The Other Living Things Incorporated (a hedge fund set up specifically to reap the benefits of the E-Program) with the periodic release of 'rumored' antidotes that lead to buying frenzies! 

The next phase of the program which is DEACTIVATION is planned to be launched sometime in early 2016 based on field results collated. The codename for DEACTIVATION is called: "Vaccine". More details will be made available in the not too distant future as events unfold. 

This has been Maje Amin reporting for #NaturevsMankind.

August 20, 2014 at 1:51am

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