'Break-in' News!

In other news, it has been discovered by the Institute of Scientific Mimicry (ISM) that 3g may have caused Ebola! At the time of filing this report, details were still sketchy; trickling in slowly. 
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Meanwhile pseudo-scientists are beginning to realise that 4g causes Temporary Rationality Loss Syndrome (TRL) due to the propagation of higher accessibility rates of alternative facts amongst highly susceptible multi-cellular organisms with sentience. 
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In this regard, the Coalition to Save Humanity (CSH) is working day and night to come up with a 'cure' for 'Gullibility' which seems to be a malignant form of this disease that seems to spread without check! 
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Researchers say that while a periodic dose of critical thinking and pessimism is good for healthy functioning, individuals must watch their intake of information as 'reckless consumption' has the tendency to be addictive and debilitating leading to the early onset of the TRL syndrome. 
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It will be recalled that at the dawn of the new millennium - 20 years ago - the world was faced with a global digital pandemic that almost wrecked havoc upon the emerging technological macrocosm. The Y2K bug aka Millennium bug was an unprecedented challenge that was similarly caused by an inexplicable case of worldwide gullibility which caused much discomfort and suffering for no good reason. 
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Scientists are trying their best to see if there are any correlations and what lessons learned can be applied to the current 5g-Coronavirus-causing theory which has gripped the world in the last few days!
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We promise to bring you the latest developments in these developing stories as the conspiracies continue to unfold!
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This has been Maje Amin reporting for Conspiracy Reporters Inc. 
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Majeamin 202004041904hrs

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