Haidar's Corner

On another note, monkeys, bats and other members of the bush fraternity were sighted organizing 'year-long' celebrations on the successful launch of their 'pilot' bio-chemical WMD program which has proven highly efficacious thus enabling many on verge of becoming endangered to gradually return to their undisturbed living arrangements. The development has seen a rather sharp decline in threats to the continued existence of some species.    Even hitherto caged specimens on live display as 'prisoners' in the much despised detention sites aka 'Zoos' have started to be released. It has been reported that even traffic from unwanted encroachers has been minimized as 'bushes' and 'forests' have been designated as QHRA (Quarantined-High-Risk-Areas).  Another 'benefit' noted is the endless stream of profit that is accruing to The Other Living Things Incorporated (a hedge fund set up specifically to reap the benefits of the E-Program...

Yes. Good day, We just got out of a 'high-powered' meeting where a 'new discovery' has been 'revealed' that a serum (code-name AMapp) of a formulation consisting of 'capsaicin (8-methyl-N-vanillyl-6-nonenamide) and several related chemicals, collectively called capsaicinoids' is believed to efficaciously battle the E- virus! These elements are abundantly available in the fruit of plants from the genus Capsicum, members of the nightshade family, Solanaceae. Based on this finding, a trial bathing lotion has been put together using a body-friendly variant found in PEPPER.   I am happy to inform all those who took a bath with salt aka 'sodium chloride' and ingested a considerable amount of the fruit of Garcinia afzelii aka 'bitter kola' as a precaution against the E-virus, can now add 'Pepperica Lotion'to their shelves! And the lotion comes with a 'satisfaction guarantee' aka money-back guarantee. ONE BATH...

So much to say Yet words are not enough Still more to learn Yet the days vanish away The heart heavy Concedes with resignation Like a candle brandished A source of light Yet the wick withers, While wearing wax And the flame flickers, Finally fading As darkness devours The awakening arrives Revealing reality Haidar Wali 201408080016hrs